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New leadership in DPRK

February 26, 2011

North Korea has announced that our government will now be led by the triumvirate of General Putz, Interior Minister Koch and Foreign Minister Courtney.

According to the new leadership, Kim Jung-un was removed from power because he was “escalating the tension levels of the Korean Peninsula by ordering the military forces to REDCON 1,” as well as moving troops to the South Korean border.

“This was untenable to the security of the DPRK,” said the new leadership.

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