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Military to aid in distribution of extra food rations

February 26, 2011

Our Dear Leader Kim Jong Il will deploy army units to help distribute the extra food rations. He advises comrades not to be alarmed at the presence of the army. They should be welcomed with open arms as they will aid in equal distribution to all. Their role is very important, and to help them achieve their goal, all citizens are reminded to obey the night and day curfews. This will make the distribution of food much easier. More information about food distribution centers and hours will follow. This is for your benefit; Our Dear Leader is doing all he can to help the brave citizens of the wonderful country of North Korea.

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